Do you love driving? Do you love the Routemaster? Do you hate the Congestion charge? Don’t you want to kill every traffic warden slowly? Remember Ken Livingstone when he was the leader of the GLC? When he used to care for us. Fairs fare? 10 p for any trip on the tube or bus. Before he had real power and became a fucking dictator.

Before he changed, and is still changing London’s beautiful skyline, to something trying to resemble Kuala Lumpur. Before he changed all the gorgeous routmaster buses for the bendy bastards that catch fire and everyone gets on free anyway because there are 3 entrances and they won’t let you on without a pre-paid ticket from the machine that works about 3% of the time, so everyone nips in the back, so they’ll eventually have to get conductors in anyway in order to make up for .

The congestion charge equals Fascism. Ken Livingstone is a fascist dictator. Where are we now? Fucking Russia in the Sixties? IF! YOU! DO! NOT! PAY! £8! WITHIN! THE DESIGNATED! TIME! ZONE! (BEFORE 10 PM ON THE SAME DAY)! YOU! WILL! BE! CHARGED! EIGHT! TIMES! THE! AMOUNT! ACH! TUNG! Also, if you walk around the west end for a day 12 am to 12 pm, you will get filmed three hundred times. Just thought I’d throw that one in.

Ahhh... The C-charge! A charge akin the poll tax which HE fought so vehemently against. A charge that has led to many small businesses in the west end including Soho to sell up and move on and so many more on the brink, due to at least 30% losses in sales since it’s introduction. All culminating within 2 years with the total annihilation of what we all love London for. Ken the Cunt is trying to make London into a modern city. His vision? A massive Milton Keynes. A mega modern soulless metropolis. One lunatic’s vision for us all.

Also a foot note: THE DANGER. The danger of people getting mugged on buses due to no conductors. The danger of people killing themselves on scooters or motorbikes to avoid the Congestion charge. And ultimately the danger of our wonderful city losing it’s individuality and…wonderfulness.

Ken is a Cunt. Not a cunt literally - but a man without any balls what so ever. If he'd have any, I wish he'd been suspended by them.

Ken also wants to destroy the Shoreditch area by building masses of skyscrapes along Shoreditch High street, Bethnal Green road an its surroundings. Please protest against this at: www.saveshoreditch.com.

 

And here's a song by Amateur Transplants - London Underground Song.